Words and Sayings

I have two favorite things I love to say, they are a part of me and people who know me know of them only from me - meaning they aren't common language. For instance I have a new found word:

GINORMOUS

It is a mixture of Gigantic and Enormous. And I love it. It is more than Grandios, it is more than REALLY HUGE, it is GINORMOUS. I think you can feel the intensity. That word is completely mine and mine alone, if I could I would trademark it.

The next thing I love to say is foul and obscene and makes me giggle. If you are overly religious, this is a warning...

Holy Jesus

I don't say it like I'm calling him in the room, or raising my hands. I say it because I have found the cure for glue stuck on the table, or something fascinates me, or I've had it with my daughter.

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I said both those things tonight, in the same instance. WHY, because I had to look at my body in work out mirrors. It went something like this...

"Holy Jesus, why does my head look so small and my body so GINORMOUS"

Yes dear friends I am an overweight bi@tch. Not just overweight, GROSS and MORBIDLY overweight. But healthy nonetheless. It wasn't until my husbands cholesterol screening came back SHOOTING through the roof that we decided to make serious family changes. So far I have lost 6 lbs!

Holy Jesus! Only 144 left!

Ciao!