5. Constantly blowing my nose
Could it be any fricken louder? It got so loud I almost busted my own eardrum!
4. Nose rash
Ya know, when you've blown your nose so many times with the Kleenex Anti-Viral Tissues
so that your family members won't get any of the spray flying in their direction. You know, the one where you would rather let the mucus flow than to blow again. Yea that rash...3. Stuck Sneezes
You know the ones. You know you got to sneeze, it ain't comin out but you know it is there. So you keep your Anti-Viral tissue handy, but alas no sneeze. And as soon as you get up to refill your water *BAM* you sneeze jumping for your box of tissue while the sneeze is followed by another intense sneeze and then another, and you've been left with a slimy wad of mucus hanging out of your nose...
2. The baby talk
The baby talk is something that happens because it has to. You can't make out a sentence because your nasal cavaties are filled with slime and you can barely breath so you are forced to breath out of your mouth and everything you say ends with an -umb or you can't make out the first two letters, or everything ends without the last letter... oh the horror
And the Number 1 reason I HATE about being sick
Feelling like I am always lying on my deathbed waiting and praying for the end. Begging for someone to help me get it over with. Convincing myself that this has to be the sickest I have EVER been because I NEVER get sick! Ever!
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